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Beach Dolls: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)
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- 게시일 2022. 07. 02.
- John Oliver discusses a surplus of dolls which have been mysteriously washing up on the beach in Texas, and, crucially, how they can be destroyed.
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I love that all of this was basically an excuse to justify donating $10000 to protect sea turtles.
You're being mistaken! These dolls are a pest and need to die! The turtles are most definitely secondary!
Since when does one need to justify helping out marine life?
Thank you, HBO! This more than makes up for GOT!
Plot twist: The sea turtles were the bad guys all this time. The dolls tried to warn us, but were viciously dismembered by the sea turtles.
:) Probably not to justify it, but to make it tax deductable...
If he buys them, there *needs* to be a follow-up where we see him destroy them.
It's the only way to break the curse
Oh you know it'll be spectacular
Omg right!? 😂😂
@ The Red Knight Hasn’t even been made yet, as far as we know, but it’s already viral.
@Funkopedia More spectacular than the Berdimuhamedov's cake? 2 years ago he covered the horse antics of Turkmenistan's dictator.
The nightmare babies are now John's horcruxes and I want an 8 part film series about him trying to destroy them.
...or, in the alternative, them trying to destroy HIM. dun-dun DUUUUUN.
Hahah omg yes!!!!
Either that or assembling some sort of fellowship to take the dolls to Mt doom.
he keeps burning them only to find them on his bed intact when he goes to bed.
@Mike Appleby It's the Nostalgia Critic *Teddy Ruxpin* plot all over again 😱
Thanks John and crew, that was absolutely creepy. I grew up on a beach located on a bay emptying into the Gulf of Mexico. We got our share of flotsam and jetsam washing up on the shore, particularly after storms. One day our dog brought up this particularly creepy rubbery headless doll ("Stretch Armstrong" as some may remember from being children of the 70s or 80s). This awful thing became our dog's favorite chew toy. We tried throwing it back into the bay, into a salt marsh, and into the woods, but this thing kept popping up again with our dog proudly parading this hideous thing around. I think that my dad finally cut it up into small bits and took it to the trash where he worked. Everyone please dispose of your old dolls in a safe and eco-friendly way. Please consider an exorcism as well. Cheers!
f right!!! exorcisms and house blessings make me proud of my Catholic status.
yeah, dolls are the one reason I'd consider exorcism
@Alex MacDonald not the fact that it kept returning?
@May Hope the call for an exorcism would happen at the first sight of a doll, if it kept returning things would immediately be set on much fire, if at all possible the nearest handy active volcano would be involved
@Alex MacDonald Well, that was a joke and there are lots of reasons for an exorcism.
I hope there's someone rich enough, funny enough, and bored enough to become John's arch nemesis by outbidding him for these dolls 😂
@Esteban Coronel Perhaps, an Elon-Bezos collaboration? But neither are especially funny.
Could totally see Colbert doing this
I need this to happen.
I wonder if Jon Stewart has enough money... I can totally see these two get into a bidding war to see who can destroy them first.
Danbury City Council? :-D
I watched this during my lunch break. My boss saw me vomit and sent me home. Thanks for the video.
Thank you, John and HBO for defending us from those abominations and for helping the sea turtles!
The irony of nightmare babies floating on Texas beaches is almost poetic
It's almost like something is forcing the dolls on the population and they don't have a choice if they want them or not
OHHHH MY GOODNESS, SPOT T.F. OOOOOON QUEEN TRON & JOACHIM SCHODER!!!!!
So what you're telling me is that this is the curse upon us from all the unaborted fetuses who now long for the sweet release of death to end their misery?
OMG lol
John needs to do a fundraiser on Twitch/YT where he just plays horror games and comedically panics his way through them. I'd donate.
omg please
I've NEVER been interested in watching anyone else play video games...until now. That sh!t would be epic.
Yesss
I vote he plays Resident Evil Village 😈
His reaction to that fucking fetus monster. Would. Be. LEGENDARY
When the guy said that they might have washed up from Mexico, I immediately thought of the Island of the Dead Dolls. It was featured on a fairly early episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved (the one where they go to the Winchester Mansion, the Island of the Dead Dolls, and then the Sally House). The island is packed with dolls, and I imagine some of them might have been picked up by a hurricane.
Yes! I just made a comment on this, because that’s exactly where my mind went too, lol.
The thing is, that island is in a lake in Mexico City, far away from the cost of the gulf of Mexico... And we do not get hurricanes up in here!! So if they do come from that island, they certainly have travelled a long, long way...
Ghost Adventures also did an episode there. That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this.
I was thinking the same thing, that's probably the answer
Yes! That is exactly what I thought of!
I have loved John since he had bangs and wonderful spots on the Daily Show. Every show is a gem and they hold up incredibly well. During the pandemic I had a chance to re-watch every show from the beginning. Highly reccommend.
The red and blue "barnacle baby number three" is a creepy but lovable icon from the early nineties here in Colombia. Its name is "The Great Neighbor" or in spanish "El Buen Vecino" and it was a mascot representing one of our most traditional banks.
It was a piggy bank that the bank used to give away.
Ahhh, so THEY WERE from Central and South America. I was so goddamn curious of where these came from than they are being creepy af.
Yo bump this, this is cool as hell
I have to say: John is incredible at performing bits like that. Watching it a second time, I admire his delivery, cadence, and pronounciation.
Even I agree they need to be destroyed, and that's saying something.
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OMG!! Hi Dollightful!! I'm a huge fan🤩 Glad to see you here! I do want to customize John Oliver's, though! I can still fix them!😊
best comment lmao
LOL BEST PLACE TO ENCOUNTER A WILD DOLLIGHTFUL
I will protect these dark omens with my life
If this was all 100% acting the man deserves every acting award available to him. I legit believe John Oliver viscerally despises these beach dolls and its absolutely hilarious lmao 🤣
John, I really want you to make that horror movie now. A ghost girl, in a floating victorian house, terrorizing the gulf with cursed dolls.
fouoii gyhh YESSSSSS hahahah!!
fouoii gyhh Going with the 80s horror theme, the curse on the dolls animates them and drives them to kill people.
and oddly, no, Chucky isn't the first inspiration for that. The first thing I thought of was a trilogy of horror whose name I forget. In it there is one where a woman gets a small (smaller than 12 in) ?african? masked figure with a thin chain on it and the directions to NEVER REMOVE THE CHAIN. Yet the chain falls off and the figure becomes animated and terrorizes the woman trying to kill her.
It was after that flashback that I remembered Chucky.
In these very dark times, it's nice to have a *relatively* lighthearted story like this
These episodes have made my, and my significant other's, lives tolerable for the last few years. Thank you, you sweet, sweet man.
I won't be celebrating Independence Day this year because I thought the Stamp Act was a reasonable tax and sound strategy. I'm still loyal to the British Crown.
I love John Oliver so much!! Thank you for donating to such a great cause ✌🏻💜
Yet another thing that John Oliver has brought to my attention that I didn’t need nor ask for yet I will never forget for the rest of my life
John Oliver: The dose of reality we need but hate to swallow.
And we HAD to watch out of morbid curiosity. That's John's hook.
@Chain Reactions Film Productions
John gave you the opportunity to click off. Edit: It’s all on YOU…😉
What else fits that criteria? Most things he brings attention to its needed
@Gary SantaCon for one, I could’ve done without knowing there’s a day in New York and other cities where a mob of drunk people dressed as Santa wreak havoc and it’s just a thing that continues to happen despite resistance from the non-participants and disavowal from the people who created it lol
Regardless of the crisis, Mr. Oliver's reaction itself is hilarious.
This feels like a sign of “look what your children’s dolls will look like as your livable ecosystem is eradicated and there is no longer clean air to breath and live and the earth is swallowed by the ocean”
@Aja Allison Actually, I think the dolls are more a prognostication foretelling what we foolish, greedy, shortsighted humans will become in the final days of life on our planet in 2023.
@the traumageddon project what percentage of doom and percentage of funny is the right balance?
This is the most passionate I’ve ever seen this man, and I’ve seen him cover some horrific stuff with great passion and care XD. He’s nearly lost his mind with this lmfaooo
I hope this show is on for years to come - at least 1-2 decades would be great!
Thank gawd for HBO - not sure John Oliver would get as much financial backing somewhere else. Dude sure knows how to spend the money! My favorite show.
This is the best web exclusive ever honestly. 10 grand for sea turtle protection and a rant about demonic dolls from a 4 thousand year old ocean demon girl. What’s not to love.
What's not to love? THOSE DOLLS!!!
Yup! A good social media palete cleanse.
The 4 thousand year old ocean demon girl, who in the late 1800s decided to remodel her house to fit in with the times.
I would've made the girl a mermaid or siren, but that's just me.
Oliver is a legend. He just keeps raising the bar.
It reminded me of my hometown. Quite close by, we have a beach which regularly has Garfield phones washing up on it. Yes. Specifically Garfield phones. It has been going on for longer than I am alive, and I watched VHS at some point.
That sounds like a shipping container fell off a ship and its contents are continuing to be swept ashore years later. At first I thought that was the explanation of the dolls, too, but the fact they are all different and some clearly vandalized makes this seem more like a deliberate act.
@BritishEnglish i think i've read something about a bunch of rubber ducks that fell into the ocean and they use them to track the flow of the oceans
Can I buy one from you?
Have you seen the Garfield video by super eyepatch wolf? It talks about this😅
I feel an additional sense of connectivity with John knowing that I'm up at 3am watching a video he created at 3am.
I am terrified of dolls, their little corporeals without spirits, and it freaks me out. Growing up my family knew this so they would hide curly red-headed and freckled doll heads around the house so that I would find them. One night on the way to my sister's concert I threw it out the moving car and on the way home my family stopped and searched the woods until they found it. The last time I drove home it was sitting in a bird's nest and an old garage window that you could see when you pulled into the driveway.
I know the doll from 5:38, it’s actually a piggy bank that resembles the mascot of a bank here in Colombia called “Banco Caja Social”, judging from the design it’s probably from the 90’s but they are still giving them away, crazy it would end up being all the way up there.
Crazy. I had one of those growing up and recognised straight away. Ocean pollution is certainly no a local problem.
When he said "I simply cannot trust the anonymous buyers of these dolls to destroy them", I secretly hoped that he had already bought all of them and was about to show them and burn them on stage.
Probably only didn't because of this being a web exclusive, now that you mention it.
Same.
Or crush them into a cube
That would be Epic and Beyond!!
Or blow them up! I love it when he blows stuff up!
Thank you for that John Oliver I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in the face of something so truly viscerally horrifying. Those things are evil pure and simple from the 8th dimension the likes of which will plague my dreams for years to come please destroy them all.
Double points for saving some turtles along the way, that just made my day you rock!
Giving a big donation and ridding the world of creepy beach dolls. This is an absolute win for mankind and sea turtles
Man that's a dedicated audience, both to clap and cheer so much AND to be there for a 3am web exclusive!
That man explaining the auctions felt like a scene from a horror movie. After he ended the call one of the dolls set up a contraption to "accidentally" kill him.
Delivering laughs AND fighting evil? You guys are just the best.
I love how John Oliver finds the most chaotic and unhinged way to waste HBO's money philanthropically
I won't be celebrating Independence Day this year because I thought the Stamp Act was a reasonable tax and sound strategy. I'm still loyal to the British Crown.
Hardly a waste, this video has probably already generated more than that amount in ad revenue in it's first few hours. There's certainly no loss to HBO.
This is wildly well put. I especially like your choice of the words chaotic unhinged waste philanthropically. It's poetry! And accurate af, and one of my favorite recurring aspects of this show.
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There should be a horror themed museum for terrifying things in history and those dolls should have their own exhibit
John should take a look at the creepy doll island in mexico. I saw it from a little push boat and was freaked out!... and it was daytime! This was a few years back, so there are probably more dolls now.
One year for Halloween some friends and I got a ton of plastic baby dolls and painted them to be horror show material, these are uniquely organic in a way none of us thought up.
I was legitimately scared that when they were talking about someone buying the sex doll head, that John bought it and was about to bring it out
😂🤣😅 Thank you for making this world a better place, by destroying those creepy beach dolls!!! 🙏
The only person that can turn a creepy thing like this into a 10k donation for sea turtles is John Oliver! 🙌🏽
Man, please never ever stop making this show!
I said that years ago. Its the only show that makes sense.
I won't be celebrating Independence Day this year because I thought the Stamp Act was a reasonable tax and sound strategy. I'm still loyal to the British Crown.
We just gotta hear back from the turtle conservatory :D Can't imagine they'd pass the opportunity up
@BillyTheKid ok
What's disturbing here is the clear differences on the doll models so we are not looking at a dropped cargo shipment theory we may be looking at a doll tossing cult or kidnapped children seeking help.
It's amazing that in a few sentences, John can encapsulate completely my personal feelings about being in the sun.
Hi Rik how are you doing 😊
Same!
Only John Oliver can make an amazing hilarious video about evil dolls and save sea turtles at the same time
When I’m in a bad mood, I just find me a John Oliver YT, and my mood instantly changes! Funny guy and a great therapist!
I won't be celebrating Independence Day this year because I thought the Stamp Act was a reasonable tax and sound strategy. I'm still loyal to the British Crown.
This feels like a good category to ad to my worst fears list. Demon dolls from the ocean
I love how John Oliver just absolutely *gets* what existential dread means.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Death is truth,
Embrace the void.
@TAO TOLOGY:
Don’t fear the reaper?
I'm not surprised, given the history of this show's topics. Love your Egyptian god username, by the way.
You'll find most of us in the UK to be particularly familiar with the concept.
Thank you for preparing me for the hard times ahead. I can endure any horror now that I’ve seen literally the worst things that exist. 😆
Congratulations for again winning the Emmy 2022..i am a great fun of your LWT w/JO.. it's so hilarious and yet very informative... Looking forward for the next Emmy 2023
At least the nightmare babies finally have a decent resting place. Granted, not one that can contain their evil power, but a resting place nonetheless.
I had such a sh*tty day today...THANK YOU for making it better! You have no idea how much this video was exactly what I needed
This is a win win for me. I love Sea Turtles & I'd make a lamp out of a doll head.
Triple win when you factor in that THESE pictures freak out the tourists 😁
Beach Dolls definitely sounds like an 80's horror movie. This could easily be a horror movie plot. Dolls wash up on shore at a vacation resort and kill everyone.
Or drive people into killing frenzies or somehow facilitate accidental deaths ala Final Destination.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
...a weird scene where the dolls are playing with the corpses of their victims and or hostages like dolls while partying victoriously with music would be fitting
Chucky: Family Vacation
We had to shoot the last person who picked one up. They…. changed….
Maybe you’ll get lucky!
Thank you for your service John Oliver you are doing what others are to afraid to do, destroying the demon kind puppets as the wash up on our shores ;)
I think these are so cool haha it’s crazy that there’s such a diversity in the doll types, I’m so curious to know where they came from lmao
John Oliver, you seriously made my week! Thank you so much for always bringing things to our attention and making us all laugh.
John Oliver and his crew are a national - nay, international - treasure! This is truly a fantastic video, and one in which, until nearly the very end, we don't even know what is really going on! 😄
What a great donation to a wonderful group for a very important reason!
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Thank you for your service, John.
After so many days of reading about Roe vs Wade, the fact that dead dolls show up in Texas seems cathartic
I literally thought, yeah, that seems like a perfect counter to today
I love Abortions ❤️❤️❤️
What do you mean by dead dolls? What are you trying to say?
Yes a little ironic. But the dolls were never really alive to begin with. OR WERE THEY😳
I like the "throwing them in a volcano" the best. YIKES, those are creepy! Thank you for the nightmare fodder, I'm watching this at 3am about ready for bed myself! 😳
With each show, John, I just love you more! Thanks for the belly laughs!
Hi how are you doing 😊
Given how many shipping containers get lost in transit each year on sea, I'd not be surprised if part of these came from those, as they can open when they fall. But it is definitely environmental pollution to have these floating in the water, so really happy to hear they offered the donation to clean it up. Tracking down where they come from would be critical to stop the pollution (both environmental and visual)....on the other hand, it is pretty amazing how strong nature is to claim its rightful place back with all the barnacles etc living in those dolls.
A man in my 3D class took a naked baby doll and gave it knife wings, among other alterations for a "found object" sculpture. Another girl made a demon altar out of a baby doll. Somehow, these are still creepier
You know, if dismembered doll parts mysteriously appearing on our beaches doesn't scream "the end times", then idk what does
We are fucked deeper than HBO.
I'm just going to leave this reply here
I live in Florida.. trust me, even an ocean that washes up dismembered dolls on shore is less frightening than what one faces in land when DeSatan is your governor. 💯
Human body parts.
Please don’t destroy the dolls Mr. Oliver. They are interesting and unique and would be interesting to look at in a museum
im all for the meme of destroying them for laughs, but im also totally in support of peoples creepy doll home decor to freak out guests... im torn between two worlds
This segment is pure comedy genius.
I wish I could like this video multiple times! His team is genius; using a funny and kinda creepy weird story as an excuse to donate to conservation.
Thank you for sharing, I love your show you are witty and informative, this was a creepy bunch of dolls
The creepiest thing is that some of these dolls are old and colored by someone, they’re different shapes and sizes and there is even an adult doll, so it doesn’t seems that they come from a sinking container… it’s more plausible the floating Victorian house!
Maybe they were on their way to Santa’s for refurbishment
House In The Ocean tie-in?
It really seems like they are part of a set, maybe someone with questionable tastes dropped them to get rid of them?
Another comment mentions a Mexican Island of Dolls. I'm a little scared to Google it.
Just wanted to thank John Oliver and all the Last Week Tonight team for getting the idea of a haunted, Victorian house that sends out cursed dolls periodically just floating out on the sea.
My dnd players, on the other hand, might feel slightly less grateful…
This just made my day! GG LWT/John, you are truly doing wonderful things - I look forward to a future episode segment where we get to see the proper and complete destruction of these things.
I just watched the mental health segment and wanted to share my experiences. I worked in a mental health crisis facility a few years ago where kids would be admitted and have an average stay from 5 to 7 days. The insurance companies dictated the treatment stay. If a child had suicidal thoughts or was at risk and was not discharged by a doctor, the insurance company could still refuse to cover they stay and force the doctor to discharge. The doctor would have to do a review with the insurance company to explain why he was not going to discharge. sometimes the insurance would listen and other times they wouldn't. I was a social worker and would have to call the parents to tell them about discharge. If the parent was not wanting to take the child out, they would have to pay 800 dollars a day. I would tell the parent to come and take the child and once you walk out the front door and feel the child is not safe, the parent should turn right around and readmit. That would be one way around. But it was sad to see insurance companies refuse to cover days when the child clearly was not ready. And then trying to make a discharge plan was difficult because it depended on the family's insurance and what the insurance would cover. Also, meds were a concern if insurance refused to cover them as well.
As someone who has burritoed up in beach towels after the failure of their 70 spf sunscreen; I feel the opener in my bones.
Gotta love a show that actually does good for the world
"Apparently 60 Minutes takes over our studio to tape B-roll of their clock ticking" is an understated joke.
That had me on the floor! 🤣
me too
As a non-native speaker i didn't even understand the sentence itself... now after reading your comment like, 4 times, i THINK i got it.
60 Minutes is a news talk/interview program in the States (because it's an hour long). It's famous for having a logo on screen of a ticking stopwatch.
If you're curious, I'm sure if you search for "60 minutes ticking" or something you'll get an idea :)
@Igor Souza I think "b roll" got its name back when there was an actual roll of film involved. It's a collection of environmental shots you use to transition between scenes and establish a contextual sense of place and time.
For example, when the local news does a story about a new policy at a high school, the main footage is the interviews with students and staff and experts, and the b roll is footage of kids walking to class, exterior shots of the school buildings, maybe a shot a flag pole or a statue or something.
Simply terrifying. But great advocacy work John!
I love creepy harmless stuff. I love these dolls aesthetic for real.
It may be possible that these beach dolls may have traveled from the Island of Dead Dolls in Mexico City. It's in a lake but there are canals and tributaries that go into the gulf of Mexico then end up on the beaches of Texas. Zach Bagans and the Ghost Adventures crew even did an episode there.
I regret nothing. Dinner was enhanced by these visuals.
I can't wait for the HBO B-movie horror special in which John Oliver leads a coalition of people to defeat the evil dolls filled with invertebrates from the ocean as they make landfall on the Texas coast. The climax where they confront the 4000 year old girl with a devil in her heart atop a gulf oil rig will be so hype.
I remember reading a couple of years ago about the periodical appearance of feet (just one each time, always the left or right one, although I forgot which side was) on the beaches of New England. Even then, these dolls are the creepiest thing to ever curse a beach.
The web exclusives are really just John Oliver’s personal KRclip channel with a live studio audience.
And they're precious to me for that reason
But he made this at 3am. It’s with a live audience or is there a laugh track?
@Apoc Yes.
I won't be celebrating Independence Day this year because I thought the Stamp Act was a reasonable tax and sound strategy. I'm still loyal to the British Crown.
I expect a doll burning video once that donation goes through John. You talked a big game, now prove you have what it takes to drive these plastic demons from the mortal world.
Cheeky Monty Python humor with a sincere environmental plot twist. Brilliant!
Aaah, web exclusives ♥️ When John gets to say what he truly feels 😂♥️
Clearly someone needs to buy a bunch of these and put them on a shelf behind the bar of their new beachside restaurant Beach Dolls
I laughed to tears!! Thank you John Oliver keep doing this good work!
Reminds me of a beach in France that consistently had Garfield (yes, the orange cat) telephones wash up on its shores for a period of about 40 years. Researchers ended up finding a shipping container that fell into the ocean, and it turns out they were slowly leaking out of it and onto the shores. Could be something similar here?
But they are all different styles and different sizes and the one with the red jacket and blue pants is definitely very old
@Linda C they're all of ROUGHLY the same *type* of product: toy doll. Some are big, some are small, some are more detailed, some are less, but they're ALL conceivably the product from a single doll factory; maybe some doll manufacturer in mexico - maybe even one that went out of business decades ago - was liquidating its stock and shipping it to a US wholesaler, when the container ship carrying this doll cargo (along with so many other shipments) hit a gulf storm and had several containers washed overboard, and only now, years and years later, the doll container is rusting apart and its cargo is being released into the waters of the Gulf and wildlife are interacting with it (barnacles & other parasitic sea life making temporary 'homes' out of these plastic objects), and the currents are gradually washing the spillage up onto this Texas beach.
An oceanographer might, with enough time, be able to study the currents and show us the path these cursed dolls took in their return to us from their watery prison, and somewhere along that track, the lost and crumbling shipping container lies on the floor of the Gulf...
Imagine for a second to be there if they find the container, raise it from the ocean floor and open it. There is definitely a horror film in there
And I totally agree with the container theory. There have been other cases of stuff like this happening
Except they're all different and many have been painted. This is either deliberate or a junk container and they're cherry picking the dolls from a greater asortment of junk.
I think this might be the case!
I Also think that maybe they where som kind of produktion fail, or donated but discarded, and maybe ended up in the ocean from a falling container or something. Just trying to make logic og how this happend...
"Counting down those minutes until you are allowed to go back inside..." These words are as if God her/himself wrote them. There are those who really like sitting outside on hot sand and dipping into salty lukewarm water and those in society who are not mentally ill. Kudos John. Kudos.
I feel seen 🖤
@ Sid Kaskey Ahh, I miss the smell of sizzling flesh on sunny afternoons!
I'd like to see John Oliver react to La Isla de las Muñecas, also known as the Island of the Dolls. It's an entire archipelago island absolutely filled with decaying creepy dolls. Literally millions of them. In the trees, the beaches, the rivers and streams, on fences and in rocks. Vines grow through some, and wasp nests are built into others. Spiders have incorporated some into webs.
Might even be where these dolls come from.
I wonder if they could be washing up from the Island of the Dolls in Mexico? Shane and Ryan made one of their first Buzzfeed Unsolved episodes about that place.
He is simply the BEST! $10,000 donation and easily the funniest and most horrific monologue ever!
I remember reading about human feet and sneakers were washing up on the Pacific Northwest and Canadian beaches. I’m not sure which is creepier.
I truly don't want this show to ever be canceled
I don't really see how it would. It'd be almost akin to SNL or The Late Show being cancelled.
Even if HBO did go insane and decided to, which is actually not too improbable, as long as John is alive, active, and willing some form of this show will go on.
This show is the only reason I haven't burned KRclip to the ground yet.
If it ever is, you know it will be because the beach dolls have frightened an HBO executive into doing so in order to prevent John from warning the rest of us.
@Whimsical Stray John would probably just switch to doing KRclip entirely
Yah!! I kinda have a soft spot for the creepy, demon babies now considering they've done so much good for the sea turtles if John's actually taken up on his offer. $10k babies, not bad, not bad indeed! 👏
The first thing that popped into my head was Isla de las Munecas (Island of the Dead Dolls), which is an entire island of dolls like this, but it's kind of smack in the middle of Mexico's tail. So unless some seriously bizarre meteorological aberration happened, I don't know how they'd get to the sea. Sucked up by a cursed tornado?
I think we need a Beach Dolls 2 since if you finish the video, you've obviously signed a contract with a demon to torment John more.
Back when I was a teenager, I was planting trees on our land and I dug up a rusty metal doll head with "MINERVA" written on it. Today I use it as my muse for scary stories.
Bro what have you done, that doll was clearly buried underground to protect us. Now you've set it free and re-awoken the curse
@Privacy Lover - OOPS! 😬
That was really good! I was so tickled with the donation and destruction of the dolls :)
You never disappoint, John!